Boredom Studio

itemsguy asked: Also, my new Skype is ItemsGuy. You should get on more often!

I know. I’ve been wanting to, I just have a hard time getting online these days. U on right now?

 Hey, how’s it going. Good? Great! Bad? I’m sorry, bro. Whatever your status come on in. I’m David Miller and this is boredom studio where you can chill out. In boredom studio it’s isn’t too hot nor too cold the temperature is always just right. Boredom studio invites you in like a smell of child’s blankets and other things you like. Are your feet killing you? Take your shoes off and pick up a good book. What’s that don’t like books? That’s cool too, FUCK books! Maybe you can watch TV or play a video game on the coolest gaming console. Oh hey look what’s on! It’s that show you like, but you are still not feeling at home yet. That’s okay it takes getting used to, in the mean time you want an ice cold soda out of the fridge, or juice, or water, milk, tea? That’s cool, maybe you are hungry, got shit you like, shit you love. From a restaurant or like your Mom makes because your Mom’s here. What’s she doing here you ask? Well before you showed up we were getting it on, unless you’re not into dirty jokes then we were just making food for you the whole time. Maybe your Mom’s a bitch and your don’t like her, well me neither she can get FUCKED for all we care. We have a lot in common, that’s why were friends. Look at that, you seem relaxed, so I’m assuming you are feeling pretty comfortable with this rad setup we got here…welcome home.